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        <title>The Doctor&apos;s Channel - Doc Humor</title>
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            <title>3D Video Valentine</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2912.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2912.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles/2/1/24c613a8e803314c5107c09d2ca65fb3173152,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;Experience this 3D Valentine&apos;s Day video card with Drs. Banks &amp; Best, and of course, Elvis. 
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While the video is fun, the message is serious. Don&apos;t let our furry friends roam without a home. 
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Spread the love and adopt today!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 10557&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g4.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2010-02-10T17:14:50+00:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Elvis Joins Simon Cowell for Christmas</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2749.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2749.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//9/4/7df0a31d796e019c9d7d09808406355e982314,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;Enjoy the new edition of our annual Video Holiday Card!   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  Take it from Simon, Elvis&apos;s got talent. (Relax, the &quot;&apos;s&quot; is grammatically correct) &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  Become a member of &lt;strong&gt;The Doctor&apos;s Channel&lt;/strong&gt; today. Go to: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/register/&quot; &gt;www.thedoctorschannel.com/register/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 11197&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g5.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-12-17T15:04:25+00:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Happy Thanksgiving</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2651.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2651.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//2/d/b99ef268f928969284fccfd8c36957c4352230,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;Happy Thanksgiving from the turkeys at The Doctor&apos;s Channel!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 3661&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g5.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-11-24T16:57:18+00:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Your 85-second Halloween Video Card</title>
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            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2562.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//b/8/0fdf78a2956938bef393b26c4f20e253751383,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff9000; font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;Happy Halloween from The Doctor&apos;s Channel!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  David and Elvis have settled in to watch a spooky Halloween classic this year... but it looks like one of them is a little &lt;em&gt;too&lt;/em&gt; scared to sit through this frightening feature.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  Don&apos;t be fooled, though&amp;mdash;Looks can be deceiving!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  Don&apos;t forget to &lt;a style=&quot;color:#ff9000; font-weight:bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2562.html&quot;&gt;share this great video&lt;/a&gt; card with your colleagues on &lt;a style=&quot;color:#ff9000; font-weight:bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2562.html&quot;&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  &lt;a style=&quot;color:#ff9000; font-weight:bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://twitter.com/home?status=Happy Halloween from The Doctor&apos;s Channel! Watch the Video - http://snurl.com/sxjb9&quot;&gt;Tweet&lt;/a&gt; about it as well on your &lt;a style=&quot;color:#ff9000; font-weight:bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://twitter.com/home?status=Happy Halloween from The Doctor&apos;s Channel! Watch the Video - http://snurl.com/sxjb9&quot;&gt;Twitter account&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 14138&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g5.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-10-30T09:33:25+00:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Automatic Public Toilet - New York, NY</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2478.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2478.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//c/b/1fcb5d8095383577d3c30720cd5d278e991083,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;In our increasingly automated world that has given birth to such inventions as the automatic compressing trash can and the automated hand dryer, comes a truly groundbreaking development: the automatic public toilet. Nestled in the heart of New York City&apos;s Madison Square Park, the automatic toilet is entirely self-cleaning. However, this convenience comes at a price; not only did the toilet cost $110,000 to make, but users must pay $0.25 for access. But don&apos;t stay too long, because the bathroom has a 15 minute time limit and will begin its cleaning cycle with or without you inside!  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  For more information about this handy invention, check out: &lt;br&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.madisonsquarepark.org&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; &gt;MadisonSquarePark.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 3215&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g5.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>1970-01-01T01:00:00+01:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Elvis gets hitched!</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2410.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2410.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//9/e/cd905b201e3d476d1e321f6f4f056cd3648170,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;Elvis Best and Niki Dog were married Saturday, August 29th at 2 p.m. at Fido’s Festival USA in Woodstown, NJ. The mayor of Paulsboro, John Burzichelli, performed the ceremony. Over 300 anxious canines and human companions comprised the record-setting guest list.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  The couple, both 3, met moments before the ceremony began. Despite their abbreviated courtship period, all onlookers observed their instant emotional bond marked by comprehensive reciprocal sniffing.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  Niki Dog is keeping her name. She is the daughter of Gwendolyn Bates Dog and Edgar Collins Dog of Hawthorne, NJ. Her father is the founder of Go-Fetch Inc., a leading tennis ball manufacturer. Her mother works as a fur stylist at Doggy Style, a popular chain of canine grooming facilities.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  Elvis Best is a budding celebrity and reality television icon having appeared in CBS’s hit reality TV sensation, &quot;Greatest American Dog&quot;. He is the son of Sire Brown Trout and Micheala Wasp. His father achieved international fame after winning Best in Show in Crufts, England’s most prestigious canine exposé. He now works as an independent consultant on human-canine relations in London, England. His mother is a “stay-at-kennel” mom who cares for his 11 siblings.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  “At first I was a little skeptical at the idea of an arranged marriage,” Elvis said through a canine interpreter, “but after I laid eyes on Niki and got a good sniff, I knew things would work out just fine.”  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 6678&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g5.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-09-03T16:12:56+01:00</dc:date>
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            <title>The Drugs Song by Amateur Transplants</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2372.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2372.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//d/f/5872f94c1d97be57b6831f800d3c44c2532200,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;The ultimate tongue-twister.    For more songs by Amateur Transplants or to learn more about the musical duo, visit  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amateurtransplants.net/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; &gt;www.amateurtransplants.net&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 1648&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g5.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-08-21T18:19:22+01:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Paracetamoxyfruse-bendroneomycin by Amateur Transplants</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2371.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2371.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//5/1/bfc18252c58953cb8dc37c6b0ff46409749778,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;Amateur Transplants adapt the famous Mary Poppins song to create a new classic that’s bound to be just as popular with the kids.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  For more songs by Amateur Transplants or to learn more about the musical duo, visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amateurtransplants.net/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; &gt;www.amateurtransplants.net&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 813&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g4.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-08-21T18:15:42+01:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Gynecology by Amateur Transplants</title>
            <link>http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2370.html</link>
            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2370.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//c/0/3ab0571d56dba104ab46a648341dd407701471,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;This one’s short and sweet, which is great because we didn’t really want to hear any more anyway.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;        For more songs by Amateur Transplants or to learn more about the musical duo, visit  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amateurtransplants.net/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; &gt;www.amateurtransplants.net&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 1208&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g4.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-08-21T18:10:33+01:00</dc:date>
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            <title>Finals Countdown by Amateur Transplants</title>
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            <description>&lt;table border=0 width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/video/2369.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/files/mfiles//2/c/9882e01fd88fe9e6ebc69ab06d8da061331726,2.jpg&quot; width=&quot;120&quot; height=&quot;90&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000000;margin:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;width:90%;text-align:left;&quot;&gt;An excellent study guide for all medical students with finals coming up…&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;      For more songs by Amateur Transplants or to learn more about the musical duo, visit  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amateurtransplants.net/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; &gt;www.amateurtransplants.net&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Views: 639&lt;br /&gt;Rating: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thedoctorschannel.com/img/stars/mini_g4.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
            <dc:date>2009-08-21T18:07:05+01:00</dc:date>
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